One day, during winter, my parents got bizzay. So then, I was born. As punishment for giving birth to me, my parents must give me 80 percent of their annual income from the time I was born until whenever I terminate the contract.

Student and avid consumer

Handing out cigarettes and dental care kits to children for Halloween, playing video games mostly naked, and thinking how silly penises really look (I do all of this at the same time).